Tired of blending in with the crowd? It’s time to stand out with scents that are as unique and bold as you are. Introducing the MANLINESS Beard Oil Sampler Pack—six distinctive fragrances crafted for men who forge their own path.

Unleash a World of Bold Scents:

• Hemingway: Embrace your adventurous spirit with a smoky blend of cinnamon, vanilla, black pepper, and a touch of creative genius. It’s boldness bottled.
• Bladesmith: Forge ahead with the rugged aroma of leather, sweet amber moss, sandalwood, and a hint of courage. The scent of craftsmanship and grit.
• Apple Pye: Relive the charm of a fall hayride with notes of toasted apples, cinnamon, and southern hospitality. It’s nostalgia with a twist.
• Magnetism: Command the room with a blend of Cuban tobacco, musk, and manly spiciness. Toughness and sex appeal, distilled.
• Parrot Head: Escape to the islands with coconut, lime, and a splash of tropical bliss. It’s your passport to instant relaxation.
• Captain’s Private Stock: Set sail with a smoky mix of fearlessness, cinnamon, island spice, and a treasure trove of adventure. Boldness meets intrigue.

Why Choose MANLINESS Beard Oils?

Because ordinary isn’t in your vocabulary. Our oils are crafted using only the finest ingredients, sourced globally for quality that speaks for itself.

• Jojoba Oil (Imported from Israel): Deeply moisturizing and easily absorbed. Keeps your skin and beard feeling soft and healthy.
• Argan Oil (Imported from Morocco): Rich in Vitamin E, it helps fade scars and smooths out skin texture. Adds a healthy shine to your beard.
• Grapeseed Oil (Imported from Italy): Packed with antioxidants. Locks in moisture and creates a protective barrier on your skin.

What’s in the Box?

• Six 5ml Glass Bottles: Each filled with a different signature scent. Perfect for discovering your new favorite.

Elevate Your Beard Game

Your beard isn’t just facial hair—it’s a statement. Make it unforgettable with scents that turn heads and spark conversations.

Coming Soon

Found a scent that hits the mark? Full-sized 1oz bottles will be available next month. Stay tuned and be the first to upgrade.

Ready to stand out? Add the MANLINESS Beard Oil Sampler Pack to your cart now and redefine what it means to be well-groomed.

This jersey short-sleeve tee isn’t just soft, breathable, and built to last—it’s also a public service announcement. Featuring a grumpy cartoon bear clutching a steaming cup of coffee and the brutally honest message: “You smell like drama and a headache… please go away.” Perfect for those mornings when caffeine is the only thing keeping you from snapping.

Made from premium Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this shirt is as easy on the skin as it is hard on unsolicited nonsense. With ribbed knit collars and tapered shoulders, it keeps a sharp fit that won’t quit, no matter how many times you roll out of bed in it. Dual side seams keep everything in shape, just like your sanity (hopefully).

• 100% Airlume Cotton (4.2 oz/yd²): Soft, lightweight, and breathable—like the opposite of drama.
• Retail Fit: Casual, comfortable, and easy to dress up, just in case you need to look respectable.
• Tear-Away Label: Because scratchy necks are one more thing you don’t need.
• Sustainably Made: Produced by Bella+Canvas in sweatshop-free facilities that are part of the Fair Labor Association and Platinum WRAP certified.
• Fabric Blends: Ash & Heather Prism—99% cotton, 1% polyester. Heather & Solid Blends—52% cotton, 48% polyester. Athletic Heather & Black Heather—90% cotton, 10% polyester.

This shirt isn’t just a conversation starter—it’s a conversation ender. Pull it on, pour your coffee, and send the world a message: No drama. No headaches. Just caffeine.

Not a fan of mornings? We’ve got you covered. Our ‘The Early Bird Can Have the Worm Because Worms Are Gross and Mornings Are Stupid’ t-shirt says what we’re all thinking. Featuring a cheeky cartoon bird and worm, it’s perfect for guys who’d rather catch extra Z’s than worms.

Why You’ll Love It:

• Premium 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton—soft enough to make you forget it’s morning
• Athletic fit designed for men who appreciate comfort and style
• Durable ribbed knit collar that holds its shape, no matter how many times you hit snooze
• Tapered shoulders ensure it fits just right
• Side seams keep it looking sharp, even if you’re not feeling it
• Ethically made by Bella+Canvas—quality without compromise

Whether you’re grabbing a late coffee or just avoiding the sunrise, this shirt is your perfect companion. It’s more than apparel; it’s a statement against early alarms and worm-eating birds.

Skip the worms. Sleep in style. Add to cart now.

Who needs a guard dog when your better half is on duty? Our ‘Forget About the Dog – Beware of Wife’ t-shirt is perfect for the man who enjoys a good laugh and isn’t shy about it. This shirt speaks volumes—direct, humorous, and a bit daring.

Crafted from premium, breathable cotton, this tee offers comfort without compromising on style. The athletic fit is tailored for men who appreciate quality and a touch of casual masculinity.

Features:

• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for superior softness
• Athletic fit designed specifically for men
• Durable ribbed knit collar that holds its shape
• Tapered shoulders ensure a perfect fit over time
• Side seams maintain the garment’s shape longer
• Ethically made by Bella+Canvas—top-notch quality you can trust

Whether you’re out with the guys or making a statement at home, this shirt adds a dose of humor to your wardrobe. It’s more than just a t-shirt—it’s a nod to the one who really keeps things in line.

Ready to embrace the truth? Add to cart now.

Ready to make your wife roll her eyes? Our ‘I’m Just Here to Embarrass My Wife’ t-shirt is perfect for the husband who isn’t afraid to have a little fun. This shirt is all about owning your role as the lovable troublemaker.

Crafted from premium, breathable cotton, this tee offers unbeatable comfort and style. The athletic fit is designed for men who appreciate quality and a good laugh.

Features:

• Premium 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for ultimate softness
• Athletic fit tailored specifically for men
• Durable ribbed knit collar maintains shape wash after wash
• Tapered shoulders ensure a perfect fit over time
• Side seams keep the garment’s shape longer
• Ethically made by Bella+Canvas—quality without compromise

Whether you’re out for date night or just grilling in the backyard, this shirt adds a dash of humor to your day. It’s not just a t-shirt; it’s a statement.

Make your wife blush. Add to cart now.

Looking for a shirt that matches your sharp wit? Our ‘70% of People Are Stupid, I’m with the Other 40%’ t-shirt is just the ticket. Perfect for men who appreciate sarcasm and aren’t afraid to show it.

Crafted from premium, breathable cotton, this tee offers unmatched comfort and durability. The athletic fit complements your build, while the crew neck design adds a classic, masculine touch.

Features:

• Premium 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for ultimate comfort
• Athletic fit tailored for men
• Durable ribbed knit collar maintains shape wash after wash
• Tapered shoulders ensure a perfect fit over time
• Side seams keep the garment’s shape longer
• Ethically made by Bella+Canvas—no compromises on quality

Whether you’re outsmarting the masses or just enjoying a casual day out, this witty men’s shirt is a perfect addition to your wardrobe. It also makes a great gift for the guy who has everything—except a shirt that tells it like it is.

Join the smarter 40%. Add to cart now.

Had enough of the whining? Time to make a statement. Our ‘Let Me Pour You a Tall Glass of Get Over It… And Here’s a Straw So You Can Suck It Up’ t-shirt says it all with a dash of humor and a cheeky cartoon chicken.

Why This Shirt Rocks:

• Bold Message: Perfect for the guy who’s done with the drama.
• Premium Comfort: Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton—soft, breathable, and built to last.
• Athletic Fit: Designed for men who appreciate a good fit without sacrificing comfort.
• Built to Last: Ribbed knit collar and tapered shoulders ensure it keeps its shape, wash after wash.
• Quality You Can Trust: Ethically made by Bella+Canvas—no compromises here.

Whether you’re out with the guys or making a point at the next family gathering, this shirt delivers with style and attitude. It’s not just apparel; it’s your new favorite tee.

Time to serve up some truth. Add to cart now.

Think your wife is both hot and a little… unpredictable? Own it with our ‘My Wife is PsycHOTic’ t-shirt. It’s the perfect blend of humor and honesty for the guy who’s not afraid to admit his better half keeps life interesting.

Why This Shirt Stands Out:

• Bold Humor: A witty way to celebrate your wife’s fiery personality.
• Premium Comfort: Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton—soft, breathable, and built to last.
• Athletic Fit: Tailored for men who value both style and comfort.
• Durable Quality: Ribbed knit collar and tapered shoulders ensure it keeps its shape, wash after wash.
• Ethically Made: Crafted by Bella+Canvas with top-notch standards—no compromises here.

Whether you’re out on a date or joking around with friends, this shirt is a surefire conversation starter. It’s more than just a tee—it’s a testament to the exciting life you share with your better half.

Ready to embrace the adventure? Add to cart now.

Ever feel like some people are about as useful as a slinky? Not really good for much, but they still bring a smile to your face when you “accidentally” send them down a flight of stairs. Our ‘Some People Are Like Slinkies…’ t-shirt captures that sentiment perfectly for the man with a sharp sense of humor.

Why This Shirt Hits the Mark:

• Bold Humor: Ideal for guys who appreciate a bit of dark wit.
• Premium Comfort: Crafted from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton—soft, breathable, and built to last.
• Athletic Fit: Designed specifically for men who value both comfort and style.
• Durable Quality: Ribbed knit collar and tapered shoulders ensure it keeps its shape, wash after wash.
• Ethically Made: Produced by Bella+Canvas with top-notch standards—quality you can trust.

Whether you’re out with friends or just making a statement, this shirt is sure to turn heads and spark conversations. It’s more than just a tee; it’s a declaration of your no-nonsense attitude.

Ready to wear your wit on your sleeve? Add to cart now.

Living the dream while others clock in? Our ‘I’m Retired, You’re Not. Have Fun at Work Tomorrow’ t-shirt lets you say it loud and clear. Perfect for the guy who’s traded meetings for tee times and wants to rub it in—just a bit.

Why This Shirt is a Hole-in-One:

• Bold Message: Flaunt your freedom and sense of humor.
• Premium Comfort: Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton—soft, breathable, and built to last.
• Athletic Fit: Tailored specifically for men who value comfort without sacrificing style.
• Durable Quality: Ribbed knit collar and tapered shoulders keep it looking sharp, wash after wash.
• Ethically Made: Crafted by Bella+Canvas—quality you can trust, produced responsibly.

Whether you’re hitting the golf course or enjoying a leisurely morning, this shirt is your uniform for the good life. It’s not just apparel; it’s a statement.

Ready to celebrate retirement in style? Add to cart now.