Funny Men's T Shirt That Says 'You Smell Like Drama And A Headache...Please Go Away
This jersey short-sleeve tee isn’t just soft, breathable, and built to last—it’s also a public service announcement. Featuring a grumpy cartoon bear clutching a steaming cup of coffee and the brutally honest message: "You smell like drama and a headache… please go away." Perfect for those mornings when caffeine is the only thing keeping you from snapping.
Made from premium Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this shirt is as easy on the skin as it is hard on unsolicited nonsense. With ribbed knit collars and tapered shoulders, it keeps a sharp fit that won’t quit, no matter how many times you roll out of bed in it. Dual side seams keep everything in shape, just like your sanity (hopefully).
- 100% Airlume Cotton (4.2 oz/yd²): Soft, lightweight, and breathable—like the opposite of drama.
- Retail Fit: Casual, comfortable, and easy to dress up, just in case you need to look respectable.
- Tear-Away Label: Because scratchy necks are one more thing you don’t need.
- Sustainably Made: Produced by Bella+Canvas in sweatshop-free facilities that are part of the Fair Labor Association and Platinum WRAP certified.
- Fabric Blends: Ash & Heather Prism—99% cotton, 1% polyester. Heather & Solid Blends—52% cotton, 48% polyester. Athletic Heather & Black Heather—90% cotton, 10% polyester.
This shirt isn’t just a conversation starter—it’s a conversation ender. Pull it on, pour your coffee, and send the world a message: No drama. No headaches. Just caffeine.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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